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Ethan: (approaches very masculine woman with an exhibitor’s pass that says “Everdyke”) Excuse me, I have to ask: What does your company, Everdyke, do?
Woman: That’s not a company. It’s my last name.
Submitted by Hunter
Elmo (voiced by Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old): Come on, Monkey! We go school!
Monkey (voiced by Mom): We’re going to school? Fun! What happens at school?
Elmo (Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old): Make a friends!
Monkey (Mom): That’s right! You get to make friends at school. What else happens at school?
Elmo (Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old): Boys!
Dave: I need to come up with a Tweet about William and Kate’s baby.
Ethan: I’ll help you.
Dave: Something about a “royal placenta?”
Ethan: What about a red carpet coming out of Kate’s vagina…
Dave: ”The baby of Kate Middleton…will have a great little grin!”
Dave’s Cousin: It’s frightening that you guys actually do this for a living.
Submitted by Alex
Homeless Sax Man: (sights hot girl) Hey, girl. I’d like to satisfy all your wildest carnival desires.
Hot Subway Girl: (promptly departs)
Alex: …Did you mean “carnal?”
Homeless Sax Man: (ignores and starts playing saxaphone) Ladies and gentlemen, if you give me some money, then I will STOP PLAYING.