Ethan: Ugh, I hated my Bar Mitzvah. All my friends hated my Bar Mitzvah.
Mom: You had no friends.
Ethan: What are you talking about? I had….Okay, I had no friends.
Mom: Yeah, because you wore those stupid orange sweatpants all the time.
Ethan: Wow. Seriously? Did you really think those sweatpants were that dorky?
Mom: Of course not. But you were being mean before. So take that: you’ve been Mom’d.
Mom: It’s like getting punk’d. But by your Mom.