Submitted by Meg
Meg: Stop throwing food at me! This is a newjacket!
Cousin: Whoa, how ‘bout you chill the f*ck out?
Uncle: Hey, I’d be nice to my cousin if she looked like Meg. This is Arkansas, you know.
Meg & Cousin: (dumbfounded stares)
Uncle: What? Inter-family relationships happen all the time.