Ethan: We’ll shoot it out for the king bed. Loser takes the cot.
Dave: Why do we need to shoot it out? I’m fine with sharing the king-sized bed.
Ethan: Because I don’t want to share a bed with you. We’ll shoot it out.
Dave: I’m sleeping in the king-sized bed. If you want to join, you’re welcome.
Ethan: Man… (to four strangers in elevator) Anyone here got an extra bed in their room tonight?
Guy in Cowboy Hat: Nah, y’all are goin’ to the gay floor.