February 2011
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An Actual Conversation with a Waitress in...
Ethan: Excuse me, do you take AmEx?
Waitress: Hmmm, I’m not sure. Let me check with my manager.
(Waitress leaves and returns five minutes later)
Waitress: Um, can I see it?
Ethan: Sure. (gives waitress the credit card)
Waitress: Ohhhh…American Express?
Ethan: Right. ”AmEx.”
Waitress: Sure, okay. Got it.
Ethan: So…you take it here?
(pause)
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Another Actual Conversation With Dan's...
Submitted by Danny Macaroons
Wife: (mumbling while asleep) No…I can’t go there. Not there….
Dan: Why can’t you go there?
Wife: …Too much I’ll kill you.
Dan: Where?
Wife: There, I wont go there.
Dan: Why not?
Wife: Too much I’ll kill you… …I’m afraid.
Dan: Of who?
Wife: Mr. McDonald.
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An Actual Conversation with Dara's Family at...
Submitted by Dara
Mom: Ooh, here’s an idea: let’s take a pole dancing class for Mother’s Day!
Dara: Um…really?
Mom: Yeah, that’s what I wanna do.
Dara: For Mother’s Day, we’re going to take a pole-dancing class?
Grandma: Who is?
Dara: You, me, and Mom.
Grandma: Pole dancing?!
Dara: Yes.
Grandma: Okay, yes, I know what that is.
Uncle Jon: How do...
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An Actual Conversation with My Mom About a New...
Mom: Ooh, I love your new coat, Eth.
Ethan: Thanks. It was actually kinda expensive…
Mom: How expensive?
Ethan: Really expensive.
Mom: Well, then can I just make one suggestion?
Ethan: What, Mom?
Mom: At the risk of this ending up as an “Actual Conversation” —
Ethan: Oh, jeez…
Mom: —don’t bring that coat into any pot dens.
