Submitted by Danny A.
Old Man 1: Look at this here painting.
Danny: What painting?
Old Man 1: Right here, on the wall. Look at this.
Old Man 2: I can’t tell what the f*ck that is.
Old Man 1: Who can?
Old Man 2: Probably the dildo who painted it.
Old Man 1: Is that a 4? Or a pool? And what the f*ck is that? This looks like someone’s nightmare.
Old Man 2: Yeah, probably that f*cking dildo’s.