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March 2012

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An Actual Conversation with My Dad About Choosing a Restaurant

Dad: Where do you want to eat?

Ethan: What about this Indian place — Gandhi?

Dad: “Gandhi.” That’s a good name for a restaurant… What, do they just starve you?

Mar 29, 20126 notes

#Mohandas Gandhi #hunger strike #restaurants

An Actual Conversation with a Delta Gate Agent in Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport

Dave: (puts bags next to Ethan) Watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom.

Ethan: (doesn’t look up)

2 MINUTES LATER

Delta Gate Agent: Excuse me, do you know the man who left these things?

Ethan: Yeah. I’m watching them for him.

Delta Gate Agent: Oh. Alright, then. (starts to walk away)

Ethan: Was it because he looked like a terrorist?

Delta Gate Agent: No…

Ethan: (not buying it)

Delta Gate Agent: Maybe…

Mar 20, 201211 notes

#Dave Ahdoot #airport security #comedians who look like terrorists

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