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April 2012

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An Actual Conversation With Annie's Mom About Teabagging

Submitted by Annie

Mom:  What does it mean to “teabag” someone?

Annie:  (suppresses laughter)

Mom:  What did he mean when he said he wants to “teabag that girl?” 

Annie:  Well…it has to do with testicles…

Mom:  (long pause)  Like, when you hold them in your hands like tea bags?

Apr 24, 20123 notes
#clueless moms #teabagging #dangling balls
An Actual Conversation with My Mom About Death

Mom:  Grandpa wanted to be cremated…

Ethan:  Is that not what you’d want someday?

Mom:  No way.  Bury me under a screen door and a cell phone.  If you don’t get a call in two weeks, you can pack the soil down.

Apr 17, 20123 notes
#death #cremation #underground cellular reception
An Actual Conversation with my Girlfriend About Chocolate

Girlfriend:  I discovered a new taste sensation!

Ethan:  Oh yeah?  What’s that?

Girlfriend:  I melted Hershey’s Kisses in my black tea.  It’s like come in my mouth.

Ethan:  …It’s like...what?

Girlfriend:  Like my mouth is coming!  …I meant to say.  …Shut up.

Apr 06, 20124 notes
#Hershey's Kisses #tea #chocolate semen
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