An Actual Conversation with My Girlfriend While Watching “The Avengers”
Ethan: (whispering) That’s Stan Lee!
Girlfriend: (also whispering) Who?
Ethan: He created The Avengers. Like, the actual comic book.
Girlfriend: Oh.
(five minutes later)
Girlfriend: That’s the guy who played the dad on My So Called Life!
Ethan: No. No, it’s not.



