Submitted by Julie Kraut

Cashier:  (looks at Julie’s credit card)  Oh, Julia!  Are you Julia Stiles?

Julie:  No.

Cashier:  She lives around here, you know?

Julie:  Yeah, sometimes I see her.  Does she come here?

Cashier:  Yes!

Julie:  Oh, then you knew I wasn’t her.  I don’t look like her at all. 

Cashier:  Well, yeah.  And she’d never order carbs like this.