Girlfriend:  Are you glad to be home?  

Ethan:  Definitely!

Girlfriend:  Do you have enough to keep yourself busy?

Ethan:  Oh, yeah!  I have TV, video games, and I have you now.

Girlfriend:  Aww, that’s so sweet!

Ethan:  Why?

Girlfriend:  You have me to make you happy!

Ethan:  Oh.  I, uh…I actually meant YouNow.com.  It’s a website.

Girlfriend:  Oh.  (long pause)  Well, this is awkward.