Girlfriend: Are you glad to be home?
Girlfriend: Do you have enough to keep yourself busy?
Ethan: Oh, yeah! I have TV, video games, and I have you now.
Girlfriend: Aww, that’s so sweet!
Girlfriend: You have me to make you happy!
Ethan: Oh. I, uh…I actually meant YouNow.com. It’s a website.
Girlfriend: Oh. (long pause) Well, this is awkward.