Submitted by Joel, The Daily Guru

Mom:  So, I hear the flu is bad in New York City.

Joel:  Eh, you know, the media likes to make stories where they don’t need to.  It sells papers.

Mom:  Oh, I’m not worried — you won’t get the flu.

Joel:  Yeah, me and my magic immune system…

Mom:  Not so much that as your combination of slightly-OCD hand washing and legendary anti-social behavior.