Stranger:  (Panting, sweating, eyes dilated)  Excuse me, do know where to find a train that can take me out of the country?

Ethan:  Um…

Stranger:  Anywhere?  …Canada.  Is there a…train that will take me to Canada?

Ethan:  I don’t—

Stranger:  The quickest way out!

Ethan:  (visibly nervous)  Maybe Amtrak…(points) that way?

Stranger:  Dude, relax, I’m not gonna kill you!

Ethan:  Oh, that’s a relief…