Submitted by Kaylee

Mother:  (to 4-year-old daughter)  Look, those are piranhas!  They’ll eat you!

4-Year-Old Daughter:  (terrified, unable to speak)

Kaylee:  (laughing)  No, they won’t eat you.

Mother:  Yes…they will.  Piranhas are flesh-eating fish.

Kaylee:  Yes, but they eat fish — not children.

Mother:  They eat flesh.

Kaylee:  Fish…have flesh…

Mother:  (to daughter)  They would eat you, sweetie.