Ethan:  Mom, you’ve got to try the watermelon fries.  (hands her one)

Mom:  Ooh, underneath, each one looks like a little dog’s penis.

Ethan:  (coughs, chokes on fry)  Oh, God…

Mom:  It does!  At least, that’s what Teddy’s penis looked like when he was alive…

Ethan:  I think we’re done here.