Submitted by Andrea

6-Year-Old:  (blurting out)  Did you fart, Daddy?

(strangers look over)

6-Year-Old:  Mommy, did you fart?

Andrea:  No, but  —

6-Year-Old:  Well, I know someone in here farted…. Who farted in here?  (to entire gift shop)  Come on, I KNOW SOMEONE FARTED IN HERE!