Dad: Can I ask you something about Facebook?

Ethan:  Yeah…

Dad:  Ever since you signed me up, I get all these goddamned messages: “Joe Shmegegge wants to be your friend.” Joe Shmegegge?  Who is Joe Shmegegge??  I get requests all day from this guy, and that guy…what is this? Who ARE all these people, and WHY DO THEY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND??