Ethan:  (walks through metal detector and sets it off)  

Security Guard:  Come here.

Ethan:  Okay.

Security Guard:  Arms up.  (scans Ethan with a wand, which beeps uncontrollably on every part of his body)

Ethan:  Wow.  I don’t know what’s going on…

Security Guard:  (shrugs)  Oh well.  Go ahead.