Submitted by Jake
Man: I’m sorry, a can of Axe exploded in my bag while I was working out. When I changed back into my clothes, they smelled like this.
Jake: Uh huh…
Man: It’s true! …I must smell awful.
Jake: Like Axe. It’s OK.
Man: I could change back into my workout clothes, but they’re all ripped and smell like sweat.
Jake: (focusing on phone) Okay.
Man: You want me to change here?
Jake: What? No.
Man: I know, I’ll put my gym clothes on over these clothes. (opens bag and puts on sweatpants and a “Pussy Magnet” workout shirt) .…Well, now I smell like sweat AND Axe.
Man: This was a terrible idea. I’m taking this off, okay?
Man: (takes off the sweat pants and workout shirt…long pause) Just deal with it, okay buddy?? I’m getting off at the next stop. Jesus…some people.