Friend’s 16 Year-Old Cousin:  Oh my GOD, I saw Turtle the other day!

Ethan:  Who?

Friend’s 16 Year-Old Cousin:  Um, Turtle?  From Entourage?!?

Ethan:  Oh.  Right.

Friend’s 16 Year-Old Cousin:  And also, that old guy from Meet the Fokkers.

Ethan:  Dustin Hoffman?

Friend’s 16 Year-Old Cousin:  Ben Stiller’s dad.  Is that his name?