Submitted by Kaylee
Mother: (to 4-year-old daughter) Look, those are piranhas! They’ll eat you!
4-Year-Old Daughter: (terrified, unable to speak)
Kaylee: (laughing) No, they won’t eat you.
Mother: Yes…they will. Piranhas are flesh-eating fish.
Kaylee: Yes, but they eat fish — not children.
Mother: They eat flesh.
Kaylee: Fish…have flesh…
Mother: (to daughter) They would eat you, sweetie.