These are the ridiculous conversations we all
share on a daily basis. Submit yours today.
Created by Ethan Fixell
Showing 2 posts tagged sadness
Girlfriend: Are you glad to be home?
Ethan: Definitely!
Girlfriend: Do you have enough to keep yourself busy?
Ethan: Oh, yeah! I have TV, video games, and I have you now.
Girlfriend: Aww, that’s so sweet!
Ethan: Why?
Girlfriend: You have me to make you happy!
Ethan: Oh. I, uh…I actually meant YouNow.com. It’s a website.
Girlfriend: Oh. (long pause) Well, this is awkward.
Submitted by Dan
Woman 1: What floor?
Dan: Twelve, please.
Woman 1: (to Woman 2) I saw Sally last week.
Woman 2: Oh, yeah?
Woman 1: Yeah, she really looks fit. Probably lost 10 kilos. Not that she needed to lose anything, but she really looked great.
Woman 2: So she’s doing really well then!
Woman 1: Actually, no. She lost the weight because of an auto-immune disease.
