An Actual Conversation with a 3-Year-Old About Stir-Fry
Submitted by Morgan
3-Year-Old: (eyeing Morgan’s stir-fry) Can I eat some of your cheese?
Morgan: That’s not cheese, it’s tofu. Want a bite?
3-Year-Old: No thanks, I don’t like toad food.
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An Actual Conversation with the Employees of a Piggly Wiggly in Alabama
Submitted by KT Pierce
KT: Excuse me, could you tell me where to find the tofu?
Cashier: Uh.. wut?
KT: Tofu?
Cashier: (pointing) Thar’s the manager ov’are…
Manager: Hey, Miss. Can I help yew?
KT: Yes, could you tell me where to find the tofu?
Manager: Toad food? Like wut you feed yer frawg?
